Wednesday, 22 September 2010

Ear Licking on the Strand

DISCLAIMER: Please do not read the following blogpost if you’re offended by the word ‘Wanker.’ The subject is fashion and it just can't be avoided.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!” he squealed. “Daaaaaahling!!!” she replied, as they grasped each others’ faces and performed their overzealous ear-licking greeting ritual in the arches of the entrance to Somerset House.